sexta-feira, 9 de outubro de 2009

A verdade sobre a criação


Em primeira mão estou trazendo pra vocês o resultado de uma pesquisa de vários anos. Trata-se do texto de um evangelho oculto pela igreja, mas que agora vem a tona para podermos saber a verdade sobre nossas origens.

Certamente serei eternamente perseguido pela igreja católica, mas isso não importa, que a verdade seja enfim revelada. Eis abaixo o texto da verdadeira criação :

No inicio havia o computador. Deus digitou :

%>Que haja luz !

#Please login.

%>login God

#Password?.

%>Onisciente

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%>Onipotente

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%>Tecnocrata

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

%>Que haja luz !

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%>Create light

#Done

%>Run heaven_and_earth

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

%>Que haja o firmamento separando as águas do céu

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%>Create firmament

#Done.

%>Run firmament

#And God created the heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

%>Que as aguas abaixo do céu juntem-se em um local e que a terra seca

#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

%>Create dry_land

#Done.

%>Run dry_land

#And God created the Earth & Seas. God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

%>Crie luz no firmamento para dividir o dia da noite

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%>Create sun_moon_stars

#Done %>Run sun_moon_stars

#And God created the sun moon and stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

%>Create fish

#Done

%>Create fowl

#Done

%>Run fish, fowl

#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.

#And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

%>Create cattle

#Done

%>Create creepy_things

#Done

%>Agora faça o homem a minha imagem

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%>Create man

#Done

%>Crescei e multiplicai preenchendo toda a terra e tenha o domínio sobre os peixes no mar e as aves do céu e sobre cada criatura viva na Terra

#Too many command operands. Try again.

%>Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

%>Insert breath

#Done

%>Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

%>Move man to Garden of Eden

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

%>Create Garden.edn

#Done

%>Move man to Garden.edn

#Done

%>Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

%>Copy woman from man

#Done

%>Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

%>Insert woman into man

#Illegal parameters. Try again.

%>Insert man into woman

#Done

%>Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 1 errors.

%>Create desire

#Done

%>Run multiplication

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%>Create freewill

#Done

%>Run freewill

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run of multiplication. 1 errors.

%>Undo desire

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

%>Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%>Help

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%>Create tree_of_knowledge

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run of multiplication. 1 errors.

%>Create good, evil

#Done

%>Activate evil

#And God saw he had created shame.

#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

%>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

#Search failed.

%>Delete shame

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

%>Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%>Stop

#Unrecognizable command. Try again

%>Break

%>Break

%>Break

#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

%>Create new world

#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

%>Destroy earth

#Destroy earth: Are you sure you want to destroy earth? (Y or N)

%>Y

#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY,

#MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

#MARCH 8 AT 6:01 AM #Please login.

%>login God

#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER MALFUNCTION #USER FILE CORRUPTED * PLEASE SIGN IN AS NEW AGAIN

#SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

%>NEW

#PLEASE ENTER A USER NAME TO BE USED ON THIS SYSTEM

%>God

#NAME ALREADY TAKEN * PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER NAME

%>who is God

#God = B.GATES * NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE

#And NEW logged off


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